if it's not a party with cute boys, i'm probably not interested

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celarose:

celanon:

realtimgunn:

no money

no house

just avocado

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kirbymongerr:

nudne:

kikithegirl:

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.


IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!


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THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

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striders:
“staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
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striders:

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

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thewife101:
“This is important
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thewife101:

This is important

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waevin:
“ fakehistory:
“Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007
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i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future
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waevin:

fakehistory:

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

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manfuckyopride:

here’s to getting our backs blown out this year

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biggest-toothiest-lord:

middlehead:

starlightomatic:

daftpiss:

ultbee:

calmingthoughtsinyourhead:

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I’m just going to leave this here…

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im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

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Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

skinnyismyhome:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

Stealing is wrong

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

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lumnch:

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

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grayer:

jewmanji:

awildandeducationalexperience:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

here’s some of the stupid shit i pulled off last night

The girl on the right is really pulling it together for the others tbh

I still can’t believe you did this and how amazing it is

This is the content I log on to Tumblr for

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